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starr36
Platinum Member
   
Canada
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Posted - 09/03/2008 : 23:54:07
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A mini-maglite.
Black stage. Black curtains. Black inside back of amplifier. Black inside guitar case. Usually black with the stage lights off.
Comes in pretty dang handy! |
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pawnshop_trash
Gold Member
  
USA
603 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2008 : 00:42:48
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* any chromatic tuner that allows hands free tuning -- tuners like the Boss TU-2 are common now, but for many years I used an old quartz tuner where you had to manually switch the note you wanted to tune to... very much a PITA. 
* a bottle opener... I have a genuine Fender bottle opener mounted on the wall in my basement, near my guitars and amps. but for maximum versatility, the (former?) guitarist for the alt-country band Lucero actually mounted a bottle opener on the front of his Tele Thinline. truly, this is the most practical guitar mod ever conceived! 
* and Laurie, I totally agree that a Weller makes for great soldering. I got to use one when I was in grad school (for wiring strain gages), and proceeded to borrow it whenever I needed to rewire a guitar. one of these days, I'll upgrade from my crappy RadioShack solder pen. |
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starr36
Platinum Member
   
Canada
1172 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2008 : 02:52:54
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| I kinda hope that Tele is like a '73 deluxe or something ... hard to imagine one of those without an opener screwed to it! Whaddayathink, Jack??? |
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jack
Platinum Member
   
USA
1418 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2008 : 03:04:22
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quote: Originally posted by starr36
I kinda hope that Tele is like a '73 deluxe or something ... hard to imagine one of those without an opener screwed to it! Whaddayathink, Jack???
If Jagermeister, or Jagermeifter, didn't come with a screw top, I'd probably have one on a Telecaster... Thats not beer, its a large glass of viking fuel (as I sometimes refer to Jagermeifter), because if you do too much, or maybe just the right amount , you want to pillage and burn down a village and take some of the village's best booty  |
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pedals 4 pv
Platinum Member
   
Canada
1351 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2008 : 03:11:56
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I keep a three foot piece of hockey stick handle in case the babes go wild and try to swarm. This is a very good deterent. In fact, I have been beset by not even one mob of passion crazed women since I got it. |
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pawnshop_trash
Gold Member
  
USA
603 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2008 : 05:05:27
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quote: Originally posted by jack
If Jagermeister, or Jagermeifter, didn't come with a screw top, I'd probably have one on a Telecaster... Thats not beer, its a large glass of viking fuel (as I sometimes refer to Jagermeifter), because if you do too much, or maybe just the right amount , you want to pillage and burn down a village and take some of the village's best booty 
so what you're saying, is that you need a Tele with a built-in freezer, to keep the Jagermeifter chilled at the proper temperature? or (egads!) a freezer combined with a Jagr tap? 
let's get to work on this mod kit pronto... between Keef Richards and Mick Mars, we've got at least two customers already! 
but seriously ... Starr36, I think it was a '90s made-in-mexico reissue, with humbuckers... those first issue '70s Tele Deluxes have become quite pricey of late. |
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jack
Platinum Member
   
USA
1418 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2008 : 05:10:25
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quote: Originally posted by pawnshop_trash
quote: Originally posted by jack
If Jagermeister, or Jagermeifter, didn't come with a screw top, I'd probably have one on a Telecaster... Thats not beer, its a large glass of viking fuel (as I sometimes refer to Jagermeifter), because if you do too much, or maybe just the right amount , you want to pillage and burn down a village and take some of the village's best booty 
so what you're saying, is that you need a Tele with a built-in freezer, to keep the Jagermeifter chilled at the proper temperature? or (egads!) a freezer combined with a Jagr tap? 
let's get to work on this mod kit pronto... between Keef Richards and Mick Mars, we've got at least two customers already! 
I never thought of that A 5th can be put in the back pocket of your jeans, though I usually say I got an ass pocket full of jager, or stashed in the back of a combo amp. |
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Goran
Double Platinum Member
    
Sweden
2203 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2008 : 07:46:34
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quote: Originally posted by jack
If Jagermeister, or Jagermeifter, didn't come with a screw top, I'd probably have one on a Telecaster... Thats not beer, its a large glass of viking fuel (as I sometimes refer to Jagermeifter), because if you do too much, or maybe just the right amount , you want to pillage and burn down a village and take some of the village's best booty 
Jagermeister is not Viking fuel, it�s from Germany, it�s very very good, strong and if you drink too much�      I used it a lot on early morning fishing trips when I was younger, good stuff!
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starr36
Platinum Member
   
Canada
1172 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2008 : 16:27:10
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| Re 73 Deluxe, black pickguard, natural finish, humbuckers ... I dunno what it is, there is just something really 'texas' about em, and thinking about the hot weather down there ... I don't care really how it would be ... dangit an xtra screwhole in one of those would be a dang shame... on the other hand... MIM 90's Tele ..... drill away!!!! |
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FRANZONI
Double Platinum Member
    
Ireland
3543 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2008 : 16:59:21
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quote: Originally posted by jack
quote: Originally posted by starr36
I kinda hope that Tele is like a '73 deluxe or something ... hard to imagine one of those without an opener screwed to it! Whaddayathink, Jack???
If Jagermeister, or Jagermeifter, didn't come with a screw top, I'd probably have one on a Telecaster... Thats not beer, its a large glass of viking fuel (as I sometimes refer to Jagermeifter), because if you do too much, or maybe just the right amount , you want to pillage and burn down a village and take some of the village's best booty 
A favourite of our singer and has led to many a missed line or verse in a song... ...i agree with Goran..rocket fuel..and does lead to a lot of this.. ......  |
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jack
Platinum Member
   
USA
1418 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2008 : 20:05:25
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quote: Originally posted by Goran
quote: Originally posted by jack
If Jagermeister, or Jagermeifter, didn't come with a screw top, I'd probably have one on a Telecaster... Thats not beer, its a large glass of viking fuel (as I sometimes refer to Jagermeifter), because if you do too much, or maybe just the right amount , you want to pillage and burn down a village and take some of the village's best booty 
Jagermeister is not Viking fuel, it�s from Germany, it�s very very good, strong and if you drink too much�      I used it a lot on early morning fishing trips when I was younger, good stuff!
Even though its from Germany, when I get tipsy on it, I rage like a viking, though one of my friends from California says that I am a Hessian since I ride skateboards and listen to heavy music, so if I say its "Hessian Fuel" will that be more geographically correct for everyone  |
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DeFrag
Moderator
    
USA
3409 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2008 : 02:06:38
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| Alright.. back to gadgets.. |
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pawnshop_trash
Gold Member
  
USA
603 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2008 : 06:24:59
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didn't Michael Anthony (x-VH) used to have a bass that dispensed shots of Jack Daniels?
and I'm positive that Ace Frehley had a Les Paul with the neck pickup replaced by a smokebomb housing.... not to be outdone, the great Nigel Tufnel pulled out all the stops in his Global Warming guitar:
http://www.guitarsite.com/news/electric_guitar/ernie_ball_global_warming_guitar/
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DeFrag
Moderator
    
USA
3409 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2008 : 07:01:58
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| Nice Global Warming guitar but reminds me of a carnival for some reason. |
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