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pedals 4 pv
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Canada
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redundant
Silver Member
Turkey
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 Posted - 07/12/2008 : 09:47:10
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This is priceless:
"As you can see from my picture, I wear chain mail to protect my body from the rigors of extreme playing. When you step up on stage with a true performer like myself, it's like stepping into battle, only instead of swords and arrows, we fight with 32nd notes and pinch harmonics. So in a way, the chain mail is largely symbolic, but my legions of fans have come to appreciate and expect it. You may don similar armor, but only if it fits the theme (no hockey masks or umpire's vests)."
Where's the drat picture? |
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Right Foot Boss
Gold Member
USA
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Posted - 07/12/2008 : 09:56:31
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| Seriously I would love to jam out with this guy for an entire day and in to the late night. Seems like he could be my cup of tea. Like a Jack Black on steroids (Gwar). I wonder if he does vocals as well? |
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Dr. Bob
Moderator
Australia
6593 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2008 : 10:03:46
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Laurie
Double Platinum Member
Canada
4854 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2008 : 14:28:56
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Damn... you guys found my advert!!  |
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Dr. Bob
Moderator
Australia
6593 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2008 : 17:58:32
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Originally posted by Laurie
Damn... you guys found my advert!!
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As you can see from my picture, I wear chain mail to protect my body from the rigors of extreme playing. When you step up on stage with a true performer like myself, it's like stepping into battle, only instead of swords and arrows
Hi Laurie
Hey it really beats the "Chicken-Man outfit" you used to wear in the old band.
(Hey, apologies if I wasn't supposed to bring up this old issue.) 
Regards Dr. Bob
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DarrinPA
Silver Member
USA
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Posted - 07/13/2008 : 02:17:01
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It is expected that you will have a commitment to tone that approaches mine. (would be impossible to exceed, to be quite honest)
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My pedals are alphabetized so that I can easily find them in the middle of "battle". Behringer up front, Zoom at the end.
It's funny because he's probably sacrificing quality for quantity, and possibly small animals. Not to mention that alphabetizing your pedal board wouldn't sound good.
But I would like to have a chance to jam with that guy, I can shred and play metal very well but I'd just throw in a little jazz or reggae to mess with his mind. |
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FunkenGrooven
Silver Member
USA
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Posted - 07/13/2008 : 03:59:32
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Well the fact that he mentioned Behringer and Zoom tells me all I need to know and though I appreciate the fire in his gut, the fact is the ones who tell you how great they are...usually aren't it's often the humble ones that will blow you away |
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Laurie
Double Platinum Member
Canada
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Posted - 07/13/2008 : 16:30:08
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Originally posted by Dr. Bob
HEY!! I resemble that remark!!
Actually, THIS was the last gig I played (I'm serious - but it was halloween) 
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jack
Platinum Member
USA
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Posted - 07/13/2008 : 16:47:51
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I didn't realize Manowar was looking for new members...
 
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Heart and Soul
Silver Member
USA
369 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2008 : 23:57:19
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| this is seriously one of the best things ever...i love the internet... |
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the-destructor
Silver Member
USA
334 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2008 : 21:44:45
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!!!WOW!!!
It scares me to ponder this & realize that "Riley" is probably serious. Personally I think the "Rockin' Chicken" would hand him his own ass.
The Manowar thing scares me as well, luckily I forgot about those freaks.
I would lay you all to waste, laying down lightning fast licks of steel, sporting crotchless speedos & a propeller beanie while shooting flaming hamsters (alphabetized by name) out my ass.
Time to go to the local pet store & then off to buy 20 gallons of Sterno gel. I already have the speedo & the beanie. |
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Laurie
Double Platinum Member
Canada
4854 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2008 : 22:06:30
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Originally posted by the-destructor
!!!WOW!!!
It scares me to ponder this & realize that "Riley" is probably serious. Personally I think the "Rockin' Chicken" would hand him his own ass.
The Manowar thing scares me as well, luckily I forgot about those freaks.
I would lay you all to waste, laying down lightning fast licks of steel, sporting crotchless speedos & a propeller beanie while shooting flaming hamsters (alphabetized by name) out my ass.
Time to go to the local pet store & then off to buy 20 gallons of Sterno gel. I already have the speedo & the beanie.
i am VERY afraid for you destructor |
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FunkenGrooven
Silver Member
USA
360 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2008 : 00:14:59
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| Well destructo as long as you wear assless chaps you look will be complete |
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zentropa
Gold Member
USA
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Posted - 07/16/2008 : 00:16:51
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Hey it really beats the "Chicken-Man outfit" you used to wear in the old band.
was that in the band for people that failed auditions to the village people?
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redundant
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Turkey
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Start a band?
