LOL ... Shonky? i don't even know how you would price that thing; or how a luthier could even get it playable. I have no idea; and I'm not sure who's got that kind of cash to experiment either, because at the end of the day, it will never be an original.
with all the missing hardware, the only way you'd get that kind of $ is if the finish was original (and only then if you could find someone crazy enough to take on such a project). starr36 is right; it will never be more than a 'player' guitar.