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Racer X
Silver Member

USA
299 Posts

Posted - 11/15/2008 :  13:38:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mad/740837104.html

zerksies
Double Platinum Member

USA
3406 Posts

Posted - 11/15/2008 :  14:26:42  Show Profile  Send zerksies an AOL message  Click to see zerksies's MSN Messenger address  Send zerksies a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
that guy needs help
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Dr. Bob
Moderator

Australia
6593 Posts

Posted - 11/15/2008 :  15:08:45  Show Profile  Visit Dr. Bob's Homepage  Reply with Quote
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The last girlfriend I had was dearer to me than anything that doesn't have steel strings and pickups. It's with a heavy heart that I must confess that she met a tragic demise. I sat her down to perform for her, as she had never heard me play. Within mere seconds of the furious and almost satanically fast deluge of musical notes, she burst into flames and was reduced to a smoldering pile of ash.



In some parts of the world, that would be classified a Murder...

This post reminds me of an old muso'd joke:

Q/ What special qualities in a woman, does a Drummer look for?
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A/ Breathing

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Q/ What do you throw to a drowning Drummer?
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A/ His Chaps kit (Box that he stores all the chrome stands in)
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FRANZONI
Double Platinum Member

Ireland
3543 Posts

Posted - 11/15/2008 :  15:12:08  Show Profile  Visit FRANZONI's Homepage  Reply with Quote
..........the last bit is very apt,we call that box 'the coffin' we even have it in black letters on the side....it also takes two to lift it.....
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the-destructor
Silver Member

USA
334 Posts

Posted - 11/15/2008 :  15:21:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Next we have for you, Galactic Mortification in the key of C.
Fuggin fruitcake. Is this the same dude that had to wear armor to play??? WTF

T-D
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DeFrag
Moderator

USA
3409 Posts

Posted - 11/15/2008 :  21:10:28  Show Profile  Visit DeFrag's Homepage  Click to see DeFrag's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
"I seek a woman of no flimsy construction who can tolerate the cyclone of death that my guitar will unleash upon her."

AAHAHHAhhahaaha.. what a maroon.
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zerksies
Double Platinum Member

USA
3406 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2008 :  02:13:33  Show Profile  Send zerksies an AOL message  Click to see zerksies's MSN Messenger address  Send zerksies a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
A Hole and heart Beat
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