quote: The last girlfriend I had was dearer to me than anything that doesn't have steel strings and pickups. It's with a heavy heart that I must confess that she met a tragic demise. I sat her down to perform for her, as she had never heard me play. Within mere seconds of the furious and almost satanically fast deluge of musical notes, she burst into flames and was reduced to a smoldering pile of ash.
In some parts of the world, that would be classified a Murder...
This post reminds me of an old muso'd joke:
Q/ What special qualities in a woman, does a Drummer look for? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. A/ Breathing
or
Q/ What do you throw to a drowning Drummer? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. A/ His Chaps kit (Box that he stores all the chrome stands in)