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Dingus
Silver Member
USA
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Dr. Bob
Moderator
Australia
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 Posted - 11/14/2006 : 15:33:18
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Originally posted by Dingus
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300025257885&category=33039
Anyone?
Hi
You have to admit, it's a very nice body! 
Hey Stratosphere
What's your opinion, I've heard that you're the guy who knows all about great bodies. 
Did you notice that it also has a great set . . . . . . . of knobs.
As well a a very nice long neck.
I wonder if that the woman-girl he's going to marry & have the baby with
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pawnshop_trash
Gold Member
USA
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Posted - 11/14/2006 : 16:46:37
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that's quite an 'item description' for a franken-strat, but I doubt she'll get $2800 for it.
(actually, based on the other items listed, I'd bet that the seller is also the model in the picture.) |
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jack
Platinum Member
USA
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Posted - 11/14/2006 : 19:45:56
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| Wait there was a guitar for sale? Damn, I need a girlfriend... |
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Basstyra
Gold Member
France
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2006 : 21:14:19
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Licking a "neck" is not really explicitely sexual.
In french we could have done a classic joke about the tongue and the neck of the guitar, though... The french word for "neck" is clearly a nickname given to the male sexual organ... 
(but maybe this joke does exist in english ?) |
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tomwest
Silver Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 11/14/2006 : 21:17:55
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Haha I've never really heard that, and I can usually spot innuendos from a mile away  |
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Basstyra
Gold Member
France
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2006 : 21:20:05
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Well, I copied the link and made it on a french bassist forum. Couldn't really resist...  |
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StratoSphere
Double Platinum Member
Canada
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Posted - 11/14/2006 : 23:56:33
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well Dr Bob, i think this seller was very high on PCP, crack, nail polish remover, cocaine, paint chips, paint thinner and hash brownies when making this auction. 2800 for a half fender half squier is just a waste of everybodys time.
and getting to the body, i absolutely despise the "2 tone" haircut thing, and i dont like girls that could qualify as having thunder thighs. guess im just picky. |
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ronster
Gold Member
Australia
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Posted - 11/16/2006 : 00:23:08
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Hey Stratosphere, I agree, the price tag doesn't really match the gear, but then if the girl came with it ... 
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StratoSphere
Double Platinum Member
Canada
2232 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2006 : 04:17:34
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| i forgot to mention airplane glue... |
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diggum12
Silver Member
USA
282 Posts |
Posted - 11/27/2006 : 20:38:37
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| I've never been so ashamed to be from Kansas City. Yes, someone in KC is high. For a while there we were called the Meth Capital Of The World! What is this seller thinking? |
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gurran1928
Gold Member
Sweden
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Posted - 11/27/2006 : 22:12:31
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| I think he is thinking that some people DO think the girl will be included in the price! |
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