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Originally posted by Dr. Bob
Hey Strato, My Electronic Engineering ESP, tells me that it will fail in the first few hours, while in the new buyers hands, it will have the following faults:

All the solder joints will go bad (Cold solder joints).
All the paint will fall off. (in one go)
The pots will go scratchy.
The Knobs will crack & fall off.
The input-output sockets will short out, & the nuts will rust.
The PCB will crack in 3 places.
The foot switch will go open circuit.
The spring will go brittle, & then break in 5 pieces.
The screws holding the foot pedal will seize & shear off.
The foot pedal will crumble into aluminum casting dust.
The main case will split in 9 places.

There, Strato & Stratman, feel better now? I know I do!

Regards Dr. Bob
PS - I forgot, the box will self combust.

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Not to mention that as soon as he stomps on it, it will open up a neverending well, into which he will fall. I'm still pissed off about the Mint Condition PN-2 I missed for $20

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